7.17.2012

woodworking partial fail: the end of the stained glass

The one thing I wasn't looking forward to doing was building the frame that would encase the stained glass I was commissioned to do for my friend's sisters' wedding. Is that correct possessive usage? UH, don't make me make a chart for that, too. As you might recall... many, many times over in fact, I am not competent when it comes to woodworking. I decided to make up a little checklist so I would keep myself on track. Here's how it went.

Right now I'm on #22. I literally can't f*** up from there on. Pictures of the final piece will be posted this Saturday, since I'm delivering the final pieces to her sister this Friday!

TASKTHOUGHT
1. Find wood.I can do that!
2. How about 1"x2"x4'?Look, I found it!
3. Buy wood.Yay, I look cool at the Home Depot!
4. Buy router bit.MENTAL SHUTDOWN
5. Ask Dad for help?I can do that!
6. Deliver wood to Dad.I can do that!
7. Pickup wood from Dad.I can do that!
8. Ask Lou to setup compound miter saw.I can do that!
9. Set the angle to 45°.I can do that!
10. Make cuts to wood.Um.. I think I did that right. Didn't I?
11. Assemble frame around glass.Well, it's not perfect but I can fix it.
12. Drill pilot holes for the screws.Lou, can you help me do the first one so I can watch n' learn?
13. Take 2" screws and secure frame together.WAIT, why isn't the screw going in?!
14. Try that again.I stripped the f***ing screw!
15. Use pliers to get screw out.F*** IT BROKE OFF.  Start crying.
16. Thow screw across garage.MENTAL SHUTDOWN
17. Go buy new screws.Stop crying before you get to the store.
18. Attempt #2: use screws to secure frame.GROW UP, YOU CAN DO THIS.
19. Marvel that you did it.I F***ING DID IT!
20. Glue the shit out of the seamsI can do that!
21. Fill in gaps with wood filler.I can do that!
22. Sand frame smoothI can do that!
23. Cover glass with paper, prep for paintI can do that!
24. Spray primer and coat with paint.I can do that!

7.16.2012

when the cat's away, the mouse will organize

It's no secret that I like organization. Lou jokes around that I am ze German because I love ze oerdaa (order) and following ze ruules. So on Saturday I decided to tackle a project that I long put off.

Organizing the spice cabinet.

Now, I know it sounds lame. But I had so much friggin' fun. You know why? CAUSE I LABELED EVERYTHING. I can't take total credit for the idea, though. The jars and labels were a hand-me-down from my Mom. Who also loves oerdaa. Ve arrr ze o-pit-o-mee of oerrganizaachun. She lent me her P-Touch label maker to add spices that she didn't have, and I went to motha-f'in TOWN on those jars.

I pulled up a nice section of carpet in front of the television, which was blaring episodes of renovation awesomeness and cooking awesomeness, and started the spice transfer. Do you know I had three things of dill? And three things of cinnamon?! WHY?! I also found bouillon cubes that expired before Lou and I started dating. Grossness.


Boyfriend Future Husband isn't totally thrilled because none of the spices have shaker tops. Possible fail, but maybe I can make a special spice shaker spoon?

7.13.2012

San Fran to Portland to Seattle.

I went on the most fantastic journey ever. One that I always dreamed of, and finally got to. Camping and driving from San Fransisco all the way up to Seattle! Of course, with a couple hotel stops along the way. Hey, you try camping in a major city. Everyone would think we were part of an occupy protest or something.

The entire trip was such a positive uplifting experience. It put so many things into perspective. Not only how small I really am in the grand scheme of things, but how important other things are, and how amazing things can be. I found almost everything absolutely inspirational, which was the main reason I started this blog in the first place. I wish I could detail every moment of my journey, but I would be typing forever.

So I figured I highlight some things and describe them as best as I could.
First, some pictures to butter you up.







The eerie contrast of seeing the advection fog rolling over San Fransisco and the bay from a distance, and actually being in the fog. We hiked along the Land End trail, and experienced complete California sunshine as we overlooked (what was) the Golden Gate bridge, even though it was hidden from our view by the heavy fog. We knew it was there, from the blaring fog horns. In contrast, while we were driving and hiking along Stinson Beach, the fog was so heavy that it literally clung to you, chilling you to the bone. You would never be able to tell the brightness of the colors that surrounded you, because the fog dilutes the sun so much that everything comes off as having a gray tint.

Seeing and hearing the ferocity of the Pacific Ocean slamming on the cliffs along the coast of California was unreal. It put the Atlantic Ocean to shame.

To hear absolutely nothing. You don't realize how silent nothing is, until you're standing deep in the woods, surrounded by towering Redwoods that absorb every sound of the outside world.

To hear a coyote barking its' way around the campsite you're staying at.

Seeing Mount St. Helens as a small hazy peak from 70 miles away, and then watching it grow before our eyes into the 8,300+ ft. behemoth of a volcano it actually is. As we climbed higher and higher and twisted through slide-repaired roads (99 was still closed because of snow!) the volcano would magically appear in front of us, larger each time. And every single time, I exclaimed "Hooooooollllyyyy shiiiiiiiiitt".

Being behind a waterfall in the middle of July, and being FREEZING cold. The sounds is deafening, and the feeling was unbelievable.

The experience of utter confusion, then wonder, then complete happiness as the boyfriend I love so much asked me to marry him. The range of emotions I felt was like nothing I ever felt. And I'm glad I got to experience it. I wasn't expecting him to ask me that, so I'm pretty sure I muttered a "are you serious" and a "FO REAL?" at some point. But of course I said yes. Well, actually I said SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE! Then I said yes when he asked "is that a yes?" 

Best Vacation Ever.